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curlyrocks - Jan 7, 2015 4:49pm, #259332

"I miss you when you're around, but I'm never lonesome when I'm by my self." Modest Mouse

curlyrocks - Sep 30, 2014 9:58pm, #256867

I know the pain of going through the supermarket check out and seeing a magazine telling the "personal" details of some ones life like your supposed to know who they are or care, but the only way to end it is to jump out of the loop and ignore it.

curlyrocks - Sep 19, 2014 9:50pm, #256772

I'll just swim, what's the worst that can happen, I drown?

curlyrocks - Aug 10, 2014 1:29pm, #256137

The tactic is older than this. I assume that's why B-17 crews painted h0t babes on the side of their planes. The luftwaffe would fly up see American broads and not want to kill a guy going home to that.

curlyrocks - Jul 24, 2014 1:16am, #255838

"some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave" Professor Farnsworth

curlyrocks - Jul 24, 2014 12:37am, #255836

I always said if they legalized it here in Canada I would just bootleg it any way.

curlyrocks - Apr 15, 2014 5:36pm, #254311

I would give my daughter the master bedroom and that young man would be in for a rude surprise. Course I'm a heavy sleeper so maybe it would be both of us in for a ruse surprise.

curlyrocks - Apr 15, 2014 5:14pm, #254307

Once I..... I'm too lazy to finish the story.

curlyrocks - Apr 12, 2014 12:17am, #254238

I bet people would say "the lord works in mysterious ways" while that tree was growing all twisted, but it was just leading to another of gods great punchlines. Can't wait to see what the joke is going to turn out to be with all this hunger and suffering.

curlyrocks - Feb 24, 2014 9:37pm, #253287

I've always said we should use fork lifts and cranes to rebuild ancient monuments exactly as they where and then mock the ancients on the fact that we didn't need to whip any one to death to do it.

curlyrocks - Dec 11, 2013 1:10am, #251480

That machine is bigger than most apartments in Japan, i'd rather live in the machine.

curlyrocks - Dec 3, 2013 5:15pm, #251355

Kinda political too, but his would get shredded in zoo that is politifake.

curlyrocks - Nov 26, 2013 2:37pm, #251181

We send a transmission back saying "where are you we're on our way to help".... Then we rob them.

curlyrocks - Nov 26, 2013 2:34pm, #251179

That photo was forced to be my desktop background on my work computer until they found an even lamer one to stick up there.

curlyrocks - Nov 12, 2013 10:18pm, #250966

I don't care which 1/2 I get to handle. 5L

curlyrocks - Nov 8, 2013 3:06pm, #250892

Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.

curlyrocks - Nov 7, 2013 10:35pm, #250890

Stupid turning 30, ain't no cougar gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.

curlyrocks - Nov 7, 2013 4:30pm, #250882

Man what happened to society? When did dudes become so needy and such Wimps when it comes to love? I'm just old enough not to understand this EMO or Hipster thing so i'm going to blame that.

curlyrocks - Oct 14, 2013 3:21pm, #250413

If he follows the directions he'll never get out of the sower again, he'll wash rinse and repeat to the end of time.

curlyrocks - Oct 14, 2013 3:15pm, #250412

Lewis Black was my favorite comedian until I found Doug Stanhope who is ruder and cruder. We love jerks up here.

curlyrocks - Oct 10, 2013 6:27pm, #250316

Cannabal would never trash the Canadian health system, but I will. There are more MRI machines in NY to cater to Canadians than in all of Canada. I would never say get rid of the current system, but allowing a 2 tier system would be best for Canada.

curlyrocks - Oct 7, 2013 6:43pm, #250257

I name my Pitbull Rocco after that very scene, and the one after that where Rocco explained to his GF why he killed her cat.

curlyrocks - Sep 26, 2013 4:19pm, #250062

I'm at work doing tec support for Microsoft, Using Chrome as well to look up answers and respond to this comment. I prefer it too, but IE is not the worst.

curlyrocks - Sep 26, 2013 4:08pm, #250056

You need to gut your APPWIZ.CPL of all the toolbars and trash.

curlyrocks - Sep 24, 2013 5:20pm, #249979

I was told in Ontario and probably the rest of Canada you are charged with what you represent selling. And you're probably correct that they won't hand over the cash until they have evidence of you representing it as cocaine. But you might get lucky.

curlyrocks - Sep 24, 2013 3:19pm, #249976

I always wondered what would happen if you sold flower to cops trying to set up a sting. So long as you never call it cocaine you should be fine.

curlyrocks - Sep 20, 2013 7:50pm, #249878

I want one, then I'm going to put it on a barge, It'll be the greatest house boat of all time.

curlyrocks - Sep 20, 2013 6:31pm, #249871

Stop talking about my Mom that way you jerks!

curlyrocks - Sep 20, 2013 5:13pm, #249870

Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.

curlyrocks - Sep 20, 2013 5:12pm, #249869

I always found it funny that Bullet in his tiny Mustang was able to run a huge Charger off the road.

curlyrocks - Sep 19, 2013 11:28pm, #249836

5L considering when I first heard about the Kardashians I thought it was a Star Trek thing.

curlyrocks - Sep 19, 2013 11:06pm, #249834

I've seen this pic before and always wondered if the watch or jewellery in the Buddist bowl had any value to it.

curlyrocks - Sep 13, 2013 8:33pm, #249619

Women's tennis, some one likes it rough eh!

curlyrocks - Sep 13, 2013 6:05pm, #249616

That's not nonsense. that's perfect sense.

curlyrocks - Sep 13, 2013 6:03pm, #249615

I knew a woman who was jogging in a park in Africa when she saw a jeep full of armed dudes in uniforms she freaked out and tried to hide, it turned out they where park rangers and she had ignored the signs that said it was lion territory.

curlyrocks - Sep 11, 2013 9:49pm, #249552

I only hope this made the plus side for language and not the images.

curlyrocks - Sep 10, 2013 9:25pm, #249512


curlyrocks - Sep 6, 2013 6:31pm, #249360

Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?

curlyrocks - Sep 2, 2013 11:04pm, #249264

I hope this is her downfall and not the new norm.

curlyrocks - Sep 2, 2013 7:45pm, #249259

Blew m5 mind

curlyrocks - Aug 28, 2013 11:21pm, #249158

It wasn't a circle jerk ok (I don't know how many times I have to explain this) it was just coincidence we where all looking for some where to spank it and found the bank at the same time.

curlyrocks - Aug 28, 2013 11:11pm, #249157

I always wondered what would happen on the show if you got your 3rd question wrong in some sketchy neighborhood. Would he kick you out right in front of a gang or not. 5L

curlyrocks - Aug 28, 2013 7:59pm, #249153

A new renewable resource.

curlyrocks - Aug 27, 2013 6:28pm, #249121

I some how doubt that any one walking around, with no job who saw this sign would meet the qualifications of a "superior genetic specimen". or does that not matter any more. Cuz that's what they said to me that day I was chased out of a sperm bank.

curlyrocks - Aug 27, 2013 3:53pm, #249114

I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.

curlyrocks - Aug 23, 2013 8:30pm, #248991

I always wondered how Godzilla scratched his butt. 5L for the answer.

curlyrocks - Aug 22, 2013 7:32pm, #248941

No it makes it worse, my dogs sad if i'm out drinking for more than 3 days, If i wasn't coming back I shudder what he would do when he found out.

curlyrocks - Aug 22, 2013 6:55pm, #248936

This is a great poster, but I hate it. I used to worry about what I am going to do when my dog dies, I got a lot emotionally invested in the big guy, but in the last 2 years I worry more about this exact scenario.

curlyrocks - Aug 16, 2013 5:54pm, #248750

I tend to use the baskets, I got to carry it all home so I don't like buying more than I can carry.

curlyrocks - Aug 15, 2013 5:00pm, #248687

It's all fun and building up your immunity till some one gets the Norwalk Virus.

curlyrocks - Aug 14, 2013 10:19pm, #248654

It was also to keep men walking along next to the building in case some one emptied their chamber pot out a 2nd story window.

curlyrocks - Aug 13, 2013 10:36pm, #248632

I wish, I deserve to OD on Heroin and go to hell with all the cool bands. Way more than Cory friken Monteith anyway.

curlyrocks - Aug 12, 2013 7:16pm, #248577

My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.

curlyrocks - Aug 12, 2013 5:13pm, #248570

I need to borrow that suit for my next satanic 0rgy, will have it dry cleaned before I return it.

curlyrocks - Aug 8, 2013 5:08pm, #248463

That looks more the the studio where they would make a p*rno film about a guy on a private jet, than an actual private jet.

curlyrocks - Aug 8, 2013 2:56pm, #248462

Awesome BE, simply awesome.

curlyrocks - Jul 26, 2013 10:20pm, #248085

Good by Detroit, hello Delta City!

curlyrocks - Jul 12, 2013 11:01pm, #247680

Maybe we should just genetically engineer bees not to be such wimps when it comes to GE plants.

curlyrocks - Jul 12, 2013 5:40pm, #247659

Those are all pieces from Sorry aren't they.

curlyrocks - Jul 8, 2013 3:51pm, #247508

The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.

curlyrocks - Jul 4, 2013 8:39pm, #247374

Ain't that the truth 5L.

curlyrocks - Jun 27, 2013 10:23pm, #247071

N-U-D-E..... really?

curlyrocks - Jun 27, 2013 10:23pm, #247070

What about stealing a women after battle? cuz nothing gets me randyer than sword fighting some guy nude then taking all his stuff. Is there something wrong with me?

curlyrocks - Jun 27, 2013 4:10pm, #247058

I think you'll actually only be able to kiss your own a$$ after all the molecules in your mouth and butt are combined into a singularity.

curlyrocks - Jun 27, 2013 4:08pm, #247057

oh it's a B-52, I thought it might be one of those C5's loaded to the tits with cash for the Taliban we used to send over.

curlyrocks - Jun 21, 2013 8:56pm, #246879

I would riot if bacon was that expensive. That better not just be bacon but the best damn bacon in the world!

curlyrocks - Jun 21, 2013 3:33pm, #246875

Electric motors, stupid auto correct.

curlyrocks - Jun 21, 2013 3:32pm, #246874

Eccentric motors are super efficient, far more efficient than the ICM. Too bad batteries aren't advancing as fast as the rest of technology. their still large, heavy and can't hold nearly as much energy as a gas tank of similar size and weight.

curlyrocks - Jun 20, 2013 3:19pm, #246855

Most people have a real problem with living in the filth they create.

curlyrocks - Jun 19, 2013 7:42pm, #246826

I was trying to figure out what to do with the water melted off the block of ice in front of my fan.... but this is a way better idea.

curlyrocks - Jun 15, 2013 3:36pm, #246630

I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.

curlyrocks - Jun 7, 2013 8:20pm, #246435

10 to 1 says that if you unplug your X-box you have to go through a huge set up process every time you plug it back in, just to discourage that.

curlyrocks - Jun 7, 2013 4:20pm, #246430

I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.

curlyrocks - Jun 1, 2013 2:29pm, #246200

No they don't, If they did they would be in the hands of terrorists and there would be less killing and more destruction. And the spellings fine... you must mean a grammer nazi. You should be careful what nazi you ask for or the nazi nazi will come for u.

curlyrocks - May 24, 2013 8:45pm, #246000

I would just leave it on your lawn.

curlyrocks - May 23, 2013 10:49pm, #245976

The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots.

curlyrocks - May 21, 2013 6:51pm, #245912

You should have thrown in a picture of some CNC equipment, I still don't understand why they make CAD software for Mac, You can't turn your drawing into anything real.

curlyrocks - May 16, 2013 9:21pm, #245782

I dunno, D!ck Butkus is right up there

curlyrocks - May 10, 2013 2:55pm, #245634

They work in a building that looks like a huge c0ck, they gotta have some kind of issues

curlyrocks - May 9, 2013 7:52pm, #245620

WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.

curlyrocks - May 1, 2013 3:26pm, #245456

By looking at the Gods we have already created, that is something to fear. 5L

curlyrocks - Apr 25, 2013 3:07pm, #245341

So much pee

curlyrocks - Apr 24, 2013 10:12pm, #245330

I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.

curlyrocks - Mar 19, 2013 9:42pm, #244487

The problem is after these dictators have been overthrown rational Muslims throw away there guns to try and start peace, but the psycho religious ones pick them up to try and usher in there religious oppression